Funny Geek Quotes

I found some really funny quotes for those who are proud to call themselves 'GEEKS'. Some of them are hilarious. Enjoy,

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.

The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Windows had detected you do not have a keyboard. Press 'F9" to continue.

Use The Best...
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire

MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.

That's a PEBKAC problem. (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)

Alert! User Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.

LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parentheses

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!